台灣有個陳彩明

誰是陳彩明? He's not 竹聯幫老大, also not 立法委員. He's our beloved 導遊 (tour guide) aka auntie 殺手.

In a guided tour, the most important personnel is the guide. He not only looks after the group, keep tracks of time, is well versed in the country's history, he is also very knowledgeable in "honey". Why is that so...?

Ok, 5 mins to go toilet....


while we are sound asleep, he becomes the vehicle commander, keeping wide awake to guide the bus through the mountainous terrain.

and always the one who takes hundreds of pictures for others but none for himself! 他...就是陳彩明!